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No offence was meant by any of the judgements made during the making of this - however they are true so deal with it. Mitch - hooker (interpret that as you will) looks good in a tux, i mean... hardman (that likes his irony). uses unrelenting dry logic to wind/rile up opponents (plus his teammates, and eventually.. himself). Sully - second row lock or number 6/7 - tall(ish) lineout option, loose cannon likes getting sin binned for crazy-like behaviour Matt - second row/lock, gets stuck in, likes having his hands between the front rows legs ;) Rich - number 8, ball carrier (massive balls), good at building momentum, likes to teach the others how to do things (but really full of BS) Rhodes - number 6/7 (breakdown/clearout specialist) - acts like and thinks hes useless but actually quietly intelligent and a big *game* player. Dan - flyhalf - best kicker and playmaker - but expensive/demands good cash for his services (Dan Carter) TKL - scrum half - best passer (of responsibility), acts quickly, gets involved in everything, and avoids tackles. party animal - but everyone thinks he is a *tight*head (prop) Calum - inside centre - battering ram/bulldozer but no skills (think Jamie Roberts), drives expensive cars. Swin - outside centre - pure athlete (fast and strong) - lets just give him the ball (Wesley Fofana?) Confo - wing (man) - so he never gets the ball, but surprisingly quick with stamina. Got confused and started helping others get dates. Gareth - Fullback - small but has a big 'ego', indecisive and does a lot of unneccesaary running around, but quick with his feet, can kick a little and likes to chase ;) to help make up the numbers, reinforcments have been called in from the Newquay nutters raggett - can play anywhere - gets distracted and makes friends with the good looking opponents james cg - winger - the pretty boy, tries to get his hands on the ball(s) as much as possible lucie - number6/7 team player and captain, *travels* far and unoticably working hard (Chris Robshaw) Jemma - front row - Self-sufficient powerhouse (strong-willed) also happens to be good looking (Castrogiovanni) and Lucy Whittam can be the coach because she likes to be in charge. My work here is done, please post all death-threats to my work address as I don't wan't to be disturbed at home, where i'll be sat on my own smug-gitty-ness.